A collection of my favorite landscape photographs during my Yosemite trip. (Daytime)
*wore short shorts to go to yoga class*
*got eye raped by at least 7 brodudes as I trekked past the weight floor*
Like if you’re gonna stare at somebody’s ass please do it without staring for 5 seconds straight kthxbye
I think this is the prettiest salad I have ever made! Apparently fresh herbs do wonders for presentation. #healthyfood #healthyeating #cleaneats
The most wonderful man I have ever met filled me with infinite little one line doses of wisdom this weekend. One that keeps coming back to me is
“You can control very few things in life. They are your breath, your thoughts and your posture.”
So stand up straight, take a deep breath, and purge your mind of negative thoughts.
Watch how your life transforms.
i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
- Biked 53 miles with awesome friends and 70 degree cloudy weather
- Climbed 3100 feet
- Felt surprisingly not dead by the end of it
- Ate four slices of the best pizza ever
- Had first official post ride pint
- Today is a wonderful day
1. Look cute (neon colors are best)
2. Eat like 2 bunches of bananas before (trust me)
3. Run like the beautiful gazelle that you are
4. Yell “YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS” as you cross the finish line
This works guys I am professional runner